Nipples and weddings

Naked wedding guests!

If you’ve been following my blog for a while you’ll know that I don’t hold back if I think I’ve got somethind wild to say about my life as a wedding photographer.  I’ve discussed the usual topics like booze and what to do when the worst happens to your big day.

Today I’m taking about criminally underdressed wedding guests.  This post is not for the easily offended or anyone with a weak stomach!



Bored of wedding reception booze?

In my latest blog post I cheerfully let the world know what I think of the drinks that are served at wedding receptions.  I never get to actually drink any of them (because I’m always working / driving) but that’s no reason for me not to have opinion!


How to choose the right band to play at your wedding.

Have you ever wondered what the trick behind choosing the right band for your wedding is?  Yup you guess it, there is no trick.  Choosing the right band can be as much of a hassle as any other aspect of planning your wedding.  So you might as well have some fun with it.  And that’s the topic of my new blog post –

The BEST wedding photographer site in the world!

Well modesty has never been one of my finer skills!  But yes, I have a brand new website!


The old website was already pretty good, but times move on and I wanted to bring the focus in on my wedding photography more than the portrait photography that I used to do.


wedding photography and toilets

Ever wondered why you’ve never seen a wedding photograper piss?

I get asked all kinds of crazy things when going about business as a wedding photographer, one of the strangest is ‘why do you never piss’?  Well that may seem like the type of question a professional wouldn’t want to answer, well most might not but I’m not like other photographers.

So I wrote a blog post about why needing the toilet is such a problem if you’re a wedding photographer…