mother in law at a wedding

Mean mother in law going to spoil your wedding? I have the answer…

Weddings are all about being nice to people, even family members.  But I have another option for you…

Read more on my blog at AK Expressions

wedding photographer x-ray vision

Wedding photographers can NOT see through your skull!

Modern cameras are brilliant for achieving brilliant results in many different situations at weddings, one thing they’re no good at is seeing through the back of your uncle’s skull when he leaps in front of me with his iPad at your fucking wedding.

Click here to read the full rant!

wedding photography and toilets

Ever wondered why you’ve never seen a wedding photograper piss?

I get asked all kinds of crazy things when going about business as a wedding photographer, one of the strangest is ‘why do you never piss’?  Well that may seem like the type of question a professional wouldn’t want to answer, well most might not but I’m not like other photographers.

So I wrote a blog post about why needing the toilet is such a problem if you’re a wedding photographer…